搞笑的英语句子

下面是一些你可能会喜欢的幽默英语句子：

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why don't ghosts go to college? Because they already have a degree in haunting!

这些笑话旨在轻松愉快，并在愉快中享受。希望他们能给你带来笑容！